I'd shank bitches

Mia says:
We'd get in trouble in Thailand, you and I.
David says:
We would?
Mia says:
Sure, it'd be just like that movie!
David says:
Which'n?
Mia says:
Uhh...
Mia says:
Whatsitcalled
David says:
The Beach? Big Trouble in Little China?
Mia says:
Brokedown Palace
Mia says:
The Beach too
Mia says:
We'd find a beach and, uh, get sent to prison.
David says:
Brokedown Palace... that sounds familiar.
Mia says:
Claire Danes
David says:
Ohhh yes.
David says:
Getting sent to prison would suck. In my wilder fantasies we would join a gang and I'd wear an eyepatch and you'd wear superhawt things and shank bitches with your awesome knife skills.
Mia says:
That's fucking awesome lol